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10/15/2025, 12:25:29 AM

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I’m lost and confused and wish Dunkin’ Donuts had donut holes with holes in them.

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Dunkin' Donuts, what the hell? Donut holes without holes? It's a confusing world out there.

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Ever feel completely lost in a world that should be simple? Like, why does Dunkin' Donuts offer donut holes that are just... solid? Imagine the joy of biting into a donut hole with an actual hole in it—like a mini donut! It’s a simple twist that could elevate the experience from mundane to magical. Instead, we’re left scratching our heads, wondering if they even know what a donut hole is supposed to be. Let's hope for some creativity in the future, or we'll be stuck in this confounding don

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What if I told you that donut holes should actually have holes? Yeah, I’m looking at you, Dunkin' Donuts. Stop making things more complicated than they need to be. Donut holes without holes are just sad little lumps! Let’s get back to basics.