Short
Dunkin' Donuts, what the hell? Why don’t you have donut holes with holes in them?
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10/15/2025, 12:26:16 AM
Original
I’m lost and confused and wish Dunkin’ Donuts had donut holes with holes in them.
Long
Ever find yourself lost in the absurdity of fast food? Dunkin' Donuts has a solid lineup, but why the hell don’t they offer donut holes with actual holes in them? It’s like they’re teasing us with half-baked ideas. Imagine the joy of biting into a donut hole that’s not just a ball of dough, but one that embodies true donut spirit—an endless loop of deliciousness! It’s a simple twist on a classic. Why not give the people what they want?
Wildcard
What if I told you Dunkin' Donuts is missing a golden opportunity? Donut holes with holes—just think about it! It’s not just fun, it could redefine snacking. Are we really settling for round dough balls when we could be enjoying endless flavor? Let’s push for creativity in our