Short
Dunkin' Donuts needs to get it together. Why don’t their donut holes have holes?
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10/15/2025, 12:25:51 AM
Original
I’m lost and confused and wish Dunkin’ Donuts had donut holes with holes in them.
Long
Let’s get real for a second: Dunkin' Donuts is missing the point. Donut holes without holes? What kind of twisted logic is that? We're talking about a classic treat here, and they’ve butchered it. Imagine biting into a donut hole, expecting that delightful empty center, but nope—just more dough. It’s an existential crisis in pastry form. Dunkin', if you’re listening, fix this absurdity. Give us the hole we deserve, or watch your loyal fans turn to competitors who get it right.
Wildcard
What if I told you Dunkin' Donuts is playing a cruel joke? Donut holes without holes? That's like coffee without caffeine! It’s time to demand better from our favorite chains. Let’s not settle for half-baked ideas—literally.